Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8342	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Emeralds Found:	4857
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	821	Dragon Eggs Found:	5146
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4599	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.