Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	356081	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	945286
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	7747
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1922
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Dragon Eggs Found:	5175

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3378	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crops Grown:	4148	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.