Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	810779

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mines Excavated:	3524

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4718
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	9718	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	146526	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6468

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.