Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	6392
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	194
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	1090
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1758	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	722	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	539	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mines Excavated:	3512	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	159
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!