Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	4738
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	6569

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	508425	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8850	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	471451
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nomercymc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Crops Grown:	5263	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	173
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Void Gems Collected:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	3838	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4370
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.