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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6462 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8673 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!