Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1484

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8731
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8667	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.