Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6634
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crops Grown:	3846
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	5863
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	6548
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	409

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!