Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Farms Harvested:	640	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	4907	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	59
New Chunks Explored:	685731	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.