Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
New Chunks Explored:	87260	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	5910	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	131
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1427
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	7338
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.