Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mines Excavated:	1052	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9685	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Items Found:	2183	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Towns Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.