Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	6971
Emeralds Found:	4862	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1075	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3313
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	163
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ores Mined:	5056	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club