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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7198 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!
But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
