Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ores Mined:	2625
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7447	Dimension Hops:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7074
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
New Chunks Explored:	400720	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9274	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	1420	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ores Mined:	1234	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1462
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1317	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	389932
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5997	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7357
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	1778

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	5365
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com