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Abstract SMP

Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Abstract SMP ! Let me tell you a bit about us and how we’ve become the server we are today! Back in June of 2023, the first owner, TheTerrorAxolotl founded the TA-SMP, the ancestor of the Abstract SMP. However it would not be long before someone else entered the scene. Another owner who goes by the name of Chair was invited to help run the TA-SMP with TheTerrorAxolotl. The TA-SMP slowly but surely grew, and it kept doing so until a downfall. You see the owners hadn’t planned ahead for the server which meant hackers and cheaters started joining. A few minor fixes were made but nothing was permanent. This is where someone who will remain unnamed committed multiple offences got banned. However, a trusted and valued staff member unbanned him and attempted to hide illegal items all over the server. However a plugin called Discord SRV allowed the owners to see what they were planning and banned them before anything else could happen. In early December of 2023, the TA-SMP were planning a Christmas event however no one came. So TheTerrorAxolotl decided to make a new server with every bit of information about running servers he had learnt from the TA-SMP. And low and behold, here we are now! Don’t forget to vote for us!

Please note The Abstract SMP is not associated or working with mojang.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	227
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MithCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Server 1.7 PvP/Mine, PvP Kit, Skyblock, Hungergames, online 24/7 completely without lag! Plot system, economy and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9334	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

➤ CubedMC – Towny Survival [1.20]

Community, Economy, Essentials, Jobs, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Ranks, Rankup, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

➤ CubedMC - Towny Survival [1.20] Minecraft Server

CubedMC

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!

We are a PvE server. No player killing, no-griefing, and no-stealing rules are strictly enforced.

💸 Earn Money:– 🌿 Farm Resources: Grow crops, chop trees, and mine ores and sell them to the server or player-run shops for some in-game money!– 🗡️ Kill Mobs: Hunt hostile mobs in the wild, or farm mob resources for funds.– 📜 Join Jobs: Select from jobs like Trader, Netherist, Digger, Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Fisherman, Brewer, Blacksmith, Hunter, Beekeeper, and Farmer. The more you rank up, the more jobs you can have!– 💰 Create a Store: Make your own chest shops to sell goods to other players via our PlayerWarps plugin.

🏛️ Run A Town:-Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! Hermits also welcome.-A beginner Traveler can join a town of their choosing to get started on CubedMC.

🌎 No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds:– 🗺️ Explore a permanent 90k x 90k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – 💎 Three resource worlds for gathering materials that reset at the first of every month!– 🎨 A dedicated world for map artists to build their wonderful creations.– 🔮 The Resource End dimension is very popular on the first of the month, so hurry in!

👑 Rank Up With In-Game Money:-Rank up from Traveler all the way to King! Featuring inclusive titles with /male, /female, and /neutral options.-Unlock some unique perks, such as the use of the /workbench and the /enderchest command!-Explore the rank /kits as well, which provide valuable resources. Kits can be obtained daily.-As you rise through the ranks, you can set more homes and join more jobs.

📚 Improve Your Skills:-Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks!-Level up McMMO Abilities and Skills! The higher your skill levels, the stronger your abilities become

🎮 Have Fun and Follow the Rules!-CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MithrilMagic | Towny | MCMMO | Slimefun | Dynmap | Magic

Auction, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Brewery, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Gods, Hdb, Jobs, Landclaim, Magic, MCMMO, Movecraft, Mypet, new, Newnewgods, Playershops, Playerwarps, Poopdog, PvP, Ranks, Replenish, Roleplay, Slimefun, Statues, Survival, Towny, Ultimatetimber

Welcome to MithrilMagic! We are a new 1.18.2 Towny server. We have many plugins including Mcmmo, Brewery, Jobs Reborn, ChestShop, Player Warps, Slimefun 4, Magic, Dynmap, Duels, and many more! Come play with us for a great time building nations, towns, and growing as a community! Lose track of time exploring the map for our fabled underwater fruit trees all while leveling up your magic skills! Create the largest shop on the server or sell you goods on the auction house to become the richest player! Use your newfound wealth to purchase our ranks and make the best town on the server! Whether you want to automate every item in the game with Slimefun, fly around the map in your Movecraft, or become the most powerful Wizard, MithrilMagic has everything you are looking for.

This server also allows people who use Bedrock Edition.

Bedrock IP: mithrilmagic.minecraft.best Bedrock Port: 19132

Creeper explosions repair themselves and players can gain access to Tier 1 for $1000 and gain access to /back.

Supports 1.8 – 1.18.2

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Discord: discord.gg/HWYFxeKbwv

Dynmap: map.mithrilmagic.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2074	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Witchear

Creative, Economy, Towny

Tired of vanilla Minecraft? Dive into a world where magic infuses every adventure, fortunes are forged through thrilling loot drops, and epic battles await!

Key Features:

Custom Magic: Craft or loot enchanted wands and staves, each imbuing you with unique spells to blast foes, summon allies, or bend reality itself! Thrilling Economy: Every 7 minutes, chests rain from the sky, bursting with keys to unlock rare weapons, loot crates, and riches! Barter, gamble, and climb the leaderboards! Survival with a Twist: Conquer challenging mobs, build awe-inspiring fortresses, and test your might in thrilling arenas – all with a touch of magic! Thriving Community: Join a welcoming group of adventurers, forge friendships, and build guilds to leave your mark on the world! Custom Plugins: Discover hidden secrets, master powerful spells, and build a legacy beyond the ordinary! Join the adventure today!

Tag us in your epic moments on Discord: https://discord.gg/nQPsKYG2C6

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GTAHub

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

We are a Grand Theft Auto server based around GTA 5! Our server is very unique and has Mansions which you can buy and store all your items and skyscrapers! One thing we take pride in is our vehicles we have helicopters, fighter jets and tanks! We also have cheat codes that bring in miniguns, rocket launchers and other various items!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anarchy153

Anarchy

These Are the only rules: Rule 1: No age-restricted or obscene content. This includes links featuring nudity, sexual content, hard violence or other disturbing graphic content. Rule 2: Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism or hate speech will be tolerated. Rule 3: Do Not leak peoples IP addresses or commit any other form of cyber crime. Rule 4: If you see something against the rules or something that makes you feel unsafe, let staff know. We want this server to be a welcoming space!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Items Found:	5159	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Niko’s Nextbots [1.20.4]

Nextbots, Nicosnextbots, Nikosnextbots, Nomods, Other

A Minecraft replica / fanmade project based on roblox nico’s nextbots

About

A game heavily inspired by gmod where you get chased by loud png’s – now in Minecraft!Run, gain points, unlock cosmetics, level up your character!So basically, i recreated nnb in Minecraft!

Notice

This is my free time project / project 4fun. But i do care about bugs and issues.

If you found something, please let me know in the comments or here in our discord!

Thanks <3 Oh also 4/5 players recommend for the most fun! Otherwise, the bots will be only following you and your friend, and it will be kinda boring.

Modes:For now there’s only Arcade Mode but I’m also working on Open World & Social Space!

In Arcade Mode your goal is to beat other players by jumping, possessing other bots and killing players,

doing sick parkour etc.!

Just go crazy and have fun!

Arcade Mode Maps:nn_mall – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_poolrooms – Me / EngineerGranie (Niko’s Stuff)nn_camberturn – Mika’s Stunn_russia – Mika’s Stunn_port – Mika’s Stunn_crossroads – Mika’s Stunn_fungle – sgrodriguezv

nn_trainstation – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_hotel – Mika’s Stunn_hauntedmansion – Mika’s Stunn_habitablezone – Ezo&Co (Niko’s Stuff)

Available / Working features:Basically, everything you might know works here!

Wavguns

Possessors

Cosmetics

Emotes

Jump / BHOP

Points (by bhopping, using wavgun, surviving)

Nextbux (by surviving [points/10 = gained nextbuxs])

Events

Updates & Info about them:So as i said before. This is my 4fun project / free time project.

I created this map / server by using command blocks so updating & optimizing stuff is very time consuming.

That’s how often i will push updates:

Major Updates – 1/2 per monthNew maps / bots and other stuff

Bugfixes / Patches – 2/3 times per weekPerformance fixes & Optimizations / General bugfixes

Want to submit your own stuff?We are open to submissions!

Feel free to submit bots / maps / dances and other stuff!

When you will submit something and that will end up in our server, we will put your name hereand also, on the credits wall in server.

For map submission please use PlanetMinecraft

For bots submission please use GitHub Pull Requests

For submitting emotes / blockbench related stuff, please use our discord server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Avatar Remastered

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

We are a Network with several servers and communities for you to join!

Towny Avatar – Experience bending just like the Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra shows. Confront a unique Towny experience. Add to your gameplay with enhanced plugins such as Slimefun, Custom Bosses, Fun Chat Reaction Games, Custom Player Shops, Unique Enchants, mcMMO, Bending Kills ranks and much more!

Competitive Avatar – Come up against the best of the best in a bending face-off, develop your bending skills and climb your way to the top. With Custom Arenas, Duels, Leaderboards, Unique Config, Tailored Experience, Custom Titles and plenty more for you to discover.

Naruto RPG – We are currently developing a server based on the hit anime Naruto, including Naruto Shippuden, Boruto, etc. During the development phase, your feedback is vital and you may have the chance to become a Server Tester!

With lots to offer there’s no reason for you not to join, get involved now!

IP: mc.avatarremastered.me Discord: https://discord.gg/ys6bR6hnfM

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Addstar MC | Australian | Survival (SlimeFun), Skyblock, Skygrid, Minigames, Prison, Creative and more!

Australia, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, family, Friendly, Fun, Hardcore, Jobs, Kids, Minigames, Mobhunting, Murdermystery, Parkour, Prison, Pve Economy, Safe, Skyblock, Skygrid, Slimefun, Survival

If you are looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community, look no further!Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated.Survival PVE world, with additional Resource Overworld, Nether and End world!Regular building competitions, with rewards!Fun filled games with rewards (Colour Madness, Mazes, Parkour, Replicator, Spleef, Last Man Standing, Survival Games, Infection, Capture the Flag, Skywars, Fishing, Blockhunt, Build Battle, Walls, Murder Mystery, Boost, Village Defence and Party Games!)Fully automated Survival GamesIncredible Prison server with bonuses, hidden secrets and challengesOriginal SkyBlock with teams, custom generators, challenges and greenhoueses.Skygrid world with a Nether and End grid!Economy, Jobs and Player Markets.Creative Plots world with customisable weather, time and effects.Community Parkour world to build and challenge your friends.Separate PVP and PVE hardcore worlds to challenge yourself!LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc)NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games.Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Server IP: addstarmc.com

Website: http://www.addstarmc.com/Additional NotesThis server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Endure

Survival, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new biomes for all worlds. The overworld is transformed through Terralith, The nether through Incendium the End through Stelarity. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, there are no ranks, the goal is to have fun, not profit. 1.20.4 supported.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC4U

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MC4U NETWORK

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Server – [ SKYWARS ] [ MINI GAMES ] [ SURIVIAL + FACTIONS ] [ PARKOUR ] !

Join !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lavender MC

Capture, Catch, Cobble, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Dex, Economy, Events, Healer, Modded, Modpack, Mon, Nonp2w, Playtime, Poke, Pokedex, pokemon, PvE, Rewards, Survival, Tms, Tmshop

🎮 Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

🔍 Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

🎨 Over 160 Custom Models – We’ve added over 160 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

🔗 Join Us Today!Server IP: play.lavender-mc.comModpack Link: Lavender-MC Modpack

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lone Oak Survival [1.20]

Survival

We are a new survival server that aims to provide a friendly environment for players. You can claim your land to have peace of mind that your items and buildings are safe. Our staff can also roll back any griefing should you forget to claim anything. Here are some of our plugins:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

ChestShop

Essentials

Mcmmo

…and a few more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gabbage

Community, Discord, Economy, java, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Newzealand, PvE, Smallcommunity, Survival

Minecraft Java server that’s actually hosted in New Zealand.LGBTQ+ friendly, no whitelist

IP: mc.gabbage.netWebsite: https://gabbage.net/

Pretty much the same as that nostalgic server everyone used to play on when they first started. Nothing too fancy, just some basic plugins to make everything run a bit smoother.

The goal of the server is just to keep it as a nice small community, and not turn into one of those giant multi-world multi-game mode servers.

The rules basically boil down to not being a bad person.

The server is actually hosted in New Zealand, while most “New Zealand” servers are hosted in Australia. There is also no whitelist and we’re open to anyone who wants to join!

As is tradition we have a pretty active discord you can join as well: https://discord.gg/DRVVYySnUv

FAQ:

Q: Why “Gabbage”?A: I misspelled cabbage when buying the domain name

Some of the plugins: A mod that lets you sit down (GSit), Claims (GriefPrevention), TreeGravity, SmoothSleep, player shops (QuickShop), Dynmap, (Custom) HallBounties

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	160513	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12