Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	New Chunks Explored:	983561
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4818
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6949
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	974669
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2220	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

marscraft.org