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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7147 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3241 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 775 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
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