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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2323 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
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