Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	164
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	2876	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.