Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	498291
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	1321	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Runes Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.