Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	292

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	9142

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Items Found:	3515	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8226	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	529247	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	821	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4179	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!