Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Animals Bred:	47
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8321	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	1113
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Potions Brewed:	131

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Dragon Eggs Found:	9035	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	4524	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8159	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Towns Built:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	6026	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.