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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3028 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!