Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ores Mined:	652
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Farms Harvested:	865
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5556	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	351
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Runes Activated:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	485

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6785
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5396	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.