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Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server

Accountability, adolescence, Behavior, CHANGE, Childhood, cringe, dickhead, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Server, Social Skills

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Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

Are you tired of being a cringe dickhead in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and be as cringy as you want! Join us and leave your real-life cringe behind as you embark on epic adventures with other cringe enthusiasts.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From building giant statues of your favorite memes to participating in cringe-worthy dance parties, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embrace your inner cringe with us!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, LGBTQ, Minecraft, secret, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender community, transgender discrimination, transgender empowerment, transgender equality, transgender experience, transgender inclusion, transgender issues, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility, transgender voices

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Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

IX Planet

#addons, bedrock, Beta testers, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, IX Planet, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Towns Built:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	133

instinctx.org:25613

Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, ANTI-HERO, Assassin, BETRAYAL, black cat, bounty hunter, cat, dark past, friendship, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious organization, Paws, PIXEL, Powers, Redemption, Server, shounen manga, Supernatural, Thriller

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Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, Confused, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional struggles, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, seeking attention, seeking help, seeking validation, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE

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Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

Witherbox MC

discord server, good looking, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, trustable, user-friendly, Witherbox MC

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Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

User friendly Minecraft server Land claiming Quests An awesome discord server Trustable staff Good looking spawn

witherboxmc.mcserv.fun:26900

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

B2 certificate, career advancement, Crafty, Employer, English, English fluency, English language learning, how to learn english, language acquisition, language certification, language learning goals, language learning motivation, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language proficiency, language proficiency test, language skills, learning, Minecraft, professional development, salary boost, salary increase, Server, significant raise

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Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7249	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218
Love Letters Sent:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9085
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Epic Battles Fought:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2416

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!