Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MCBuffalo

    MCBuffalo

    Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Crops Grown: 1176 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ZoneCraft Network

    ZoneCraft Network

    We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

    We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

    – Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

    Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

    So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 304
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minewar

    Minewar

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 26 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Empire Legacy

    Empire Legacy

    Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

    Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

    Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

    Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Avea

    Avea

    Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

    Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The CityPrison Network

    The CityPrison Network

    CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

    We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

    With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

    We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

    IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Potions Brewed: 23

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Vertex

    Vertex

    Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Chimeras Created: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Emeralds Found: 660
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • StrikeCraft

    StrikeCraft

    Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1553 Dragon Eggs Found: 3618
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty SMP

    Crafty SMP

    Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Alien Abductions: 4
    Animals Bred: 170 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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