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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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