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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Chimeras Created: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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