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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9438 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
