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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2835 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
