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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7310 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.