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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4851 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.