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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5157 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.