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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3953 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
