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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8870 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 6734 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 795 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 744 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.