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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3631 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 111 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
