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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8730 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 272 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.