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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7508 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2455 | Crops Grown: | 7722 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 803 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.