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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9362 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.