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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2475 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.