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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
