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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9901 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5243 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4547 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
