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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2487 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9231 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.