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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 415 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.