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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4928 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6116 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
