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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
