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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
