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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5558 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Star Shards Collected: | 215 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5600 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
