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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2057 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
