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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 454 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.